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Live Tweeting GOP Debate 10/11/11

If you missed the New Hampshire leg of the circus, below is my commentary as it happened in real time.

* Mitt Romney said he “cares about people.” Mormons are taught that. That’s why they marry so many of them.

* I think Romney said he’d make a good leader because he has led on both sides of every issue.

* Gingrich says prostate cancer screenings can kill you. But 5 out of 5 doctors agree the survival rate is higher than having prostate cancer.

* Mitt Romney says he has spent is whole life in the economy, which is like saying he has spent his whole life in weather.

* We should lay off Romney. Just like he laid off 85,000 of us when he worked at Bain & Capital.

* Hermann Cain has said 999 plan more times than the number.

* The moderators are using Reagan’s words against the current GOP. Just like the GOP use their words against Jesus.

* The candidates blame Obama and China for the economy. It’s what you do when you love white people way too much.

* Romney says he understands the OWS protestors. Last week he said it was “un-American.” He’s slipperier than a fluffer’s lip balm.

* Santorum just said, “Freedom loving people.” That’s sexy time talk meant for old people who are scared of brown people.

* The moderator asked Rick Perry about “mandates.” Marcus Bachmann heads to the bathroom. Now he waits!

* Moderators talking to GOP candidates about children living in poverty is like talking to Hitler about a Jewish person suffering a head cold.

* When the moderators showed a clip of GW Bush, America was reminded Perry is GWB but with the HPV shot that gave that one kid “retardation”

* Bachmann made a 666 joke about Cain’s 999 plan. Then got scared the round table was a ouija board & whispered, “Sorry, baby Jesus”

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Live Tweeting the GOP Debate 9/22/11

If you missed tonight’s GOP debate, here are the headlines as tweeted from my Twitter account:

* The GOP debate is sponsored by Google. Michele Bachmann looks hot! I’m wearing beer googles.

* Newt Gingrich wants to make English the official language. Americans died in the Revolutionary War to prevent that

* The biggest hurdle for building a wall along the U.S-Mexico border will be finding illegal Canadians to build it.

* Michele Bachmann wants to rid the U.S of all taxes. Will making driving on a road from school to a hospital difficult.

* Hermann Cain is still unsuccessfully going after the Tea Party vote. I don’t have the heart to tell him he’s black.

* Mitt Romney said you need a job to create jobs. Mitt Romney doesn’t have a job.

* The sexual tension between Rick Perry and Mitt Romney is electric (chair).

* Smart move, Mitt Romney. He told Republicans they can find his policies in the one place they’ll never find them. IN A BOOK.

* GOP wants to replace Department of Ed. with home schooling. They want to replace ‘No Child Left Behind’ with ‘Blind Leading the Blind’

* Rick Perry says, “we need to put our aviation assets in the ground.” We have sneaky ground planes?

* So it’s now land of the free, home of the brave, Israel’s bitch.

* The Republican audience booed a gay soldier. Onwards, Christian soldiers. Onwards as the intellectual & moral infants of our species!

* Gary Johnson made a poop joke about the economy. He won’t be president but he will kill it on Twitter.

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Why Hillary’s 3am Wake Up Call Was Right About Obama.

In the two hours of trading that followed Obama’s address to the nation, a speech timed to calm the markets, the DOW dropped a further 200+ points. The President rightfully blamed the wrangling and legislative gridlock in Congress, but I was no longer listening. In my personal diary of U.S history, today’s address becomes the bookmark I confirm the failure of the first term of his presidency. In front of the camera and behind the lectern, he looked small and plaintive. But most of all he didn’t look presidential, and when the aura that comes with holding the world’s highest office evaporates, it is never regained. Just ask Grover Cleveland. Kidding. Ask Jimmy Carter.

Obviously, the market had made its mind to accelerate into free fall long before Obama spoke to the nation. He was never going to successfully catch a falling knife. And certainly, this is a Tea Party downgrade – the S&P report cites the GOP’s unwillingness to raise taxes as the flaw in the debt ceiling deal – but his failure to lead; his seemingly unwillingness to lead should trouble us all. In fact, he has followed the dialogue created by the radical right, rather than squashed it with the creation of his own narrative. That Americans cared about the deficit was a Tea Party narrative, not an American one. Americans want growth and jobs, not political grandstanding. According to polls, 4 out of 5 Americans wanted a compromised balanced approach, but the 1 out of 5 defeated him without him mentioning the 1 by name. In fact, Obama has mentioned the Tea Party by name only two times during his term. In other words, he doesn’t even have the courage to call extremists out. Sadly, I’m starting to believe the only thing he’s good at is delivering an eloquent speech and shooting bad guys in the face. But when it comes to standing up to the really bad guys within the nation’s own borders, the political far right; the terrorists with a capital Tea; and the thuggish rhetoric of Speaker John Boehner, he cowers like a frightened kitten.

Now I understand vacillating and deliberating are trademarks of his personality, but there comes a time to lead. There comes a time to stand up to bullies who hold the economy hostage. There comes a time to stand up for what is the right thing to do, which is defending the downtrodden who lost their jobs and homes as a result of the decisions made by the rich who broke the system in the first place. But Obama has shown a proclivity to preserve the status quo no matter the moral cost, as exemplified by his failure to indict any persons whose recklessness wrecked the economy. As a matter of fact, he reinstated them!

Unfortunately, I don’t believe he is as smart as his soaring rhetoric leads us to believe. Also, I doubt his predecessor was as dumb as his jumbled, folksy butchering of the King’s English convinced us – and autobiographies of those who worked in or around Bush during his presidency do not question his intelligence or lack thereof. Possibly, the current president lulled us with his grandiose teleprompted delivered oratory, his voice a quiet comfort to the contrasting shrillness of John McCain and Hillary Clinton, and just maybe his rhetoric sandpapered over the cracks in his resume. The cracks being his lack of experience, having never run a business or a state; that his one term as Senator of Illinois shows a voting record of someone unwilling to lead on difficult issues.

It is right about now Hillary Clinton’s Democratic primary campaign ad against him returns hauntingly to mind. You remember the one? The 3am phone call. An ad that hurt ultimately did more damage than good to her campaign, but now seems ironically prophetic. The main theme being the presidency does not come with training wheels.

Unfortunately, whenever his leadership credentials have been questioned, he has capitulated. Like he did in accepting a stimulus bill that didn’t go far enough; like he did in the protracted healthcare debate when the Democrats held all three branches of government; like he did in not repealing the Bush tax cuts; like he did in signing a deal that favors the richest 400 Americans and not the bottom 300 million.

Drew Westen, ‘The Political Brain’, phrased it as such: “when faced with the greatest economic crisis, the greatest levels of economic inequality, and the greatest levels of corporate influence on politics since the Depression, Barack Obama stared into the eyes of history and chose to avert his gaze.”

So where to from here? Well, unfortunately there’s no alternative other than hoping he finds his chutzpah in his second term. The Republicans have proven they are unfit to govern; a majority of their 2012 candidates reach out to the small group of Americans who do not represent what most Americans want; and a Democratic challenger would surely hand the victory to a radical like Rick Perry or a Michelle Bachmann, given that no incumbent forced to ward off a primary challenge has gone on to win reelection. Ford and Carter being the most recent victims.

So what must Obama do to find his mojo? Well, he has to let us know where he stands, because on virtually every issue I have no clue. Most of us might have disagreed with Bush’s positions or his doctrine, but we knew what he stood for – the rich, big corporations, and faith-based initiatives – whereas with the Obama, he seems to flip-flop depending on the populist position, but then waivers when faced with confrontation. Honestly, where can you say Obama really stands on gay marriage, the environment, rights of the poor, fiscal policy, the war in Afghanistan, or big corporations? You can’t! And that’s not leadership. He told us he was a reformer who would clean up the system, here’s hoping a second term will finally reveal this promise, or history will be crueller with his legacy than that of his predecessor.

CJ Werleman

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Author ‘God Hates You. Hate Him Back‘ and ‘Koran Curious’

 

A Former Jerry Falwell Minion Discusses Child Indoctrination.

Tim Short is the author of soon to be released, ‘AtmosFear’ (From Liberty to Atheism), and this week I welcome him as a guest blogger. I’ve had the privilege of reviewing a pre-release copy of his debut work, and I can promise you this: it’s an expose! A fascinating insight into the machinations of the later Jerry Falwell’s school, Liberty University, of which Short is a graduate. 

To not indoctrinate a child while teaching him is indeed a slippery slope. Knowing when to draw the line is a tough call for a parent or guardian/teacher to make so many times. However, religion definitely is an area of indoctrination where adults cross the line excessively. Many who educate children at churches and religious institutions (even college) not only inculcate the student body with their religious taboos and customs but actually go to that next unforgivable step of discouraging dissent and inquiry. It is one thing to tell students, “We believe Jesus is God’s son and His Word is absolute Truth” but it is another thing altogether to stifle learning by insisting there be a sincere certainty on the part of the student that the Bible is true. Knowledge of a holy text, then, is not the goal but mindless allegiance and obsession are the desired outcomes.

For those who have been abused sexually or violently as a child, I don’t mean to belittle the severity of their experience just because I dislike Sunday school so ardently. I could easily point out that “spare the rod” sentiments have contributed to child abuse, and it would be too easy a target to mention the Catholic Church’s involvement in sexual abuse of young children. I could…but I will not. My grief du jour with religious culture touches on a more basic understanding of what it means to be abused.

Many adults who were abused by a parent claim that the abuser “took something away” from them that cannot easily (if at all) be given back. Trust issues, feelings of guilt, shame, innocence…to name a few.  How does Muslim, Catholic, Jewish and Christian schooling carry out making their students feel likewise? It’s easier to do it than to explain it but I will certainly try!

Education happens inside and outside the school classroom. Children are like sponges, soaking in information all the time. My four-year old has a knack for picking up some obscure mannerisms and copying in a way that makes sense to him. Perhaps the children in your life are like that too, I would wager they are. The problem is that religious indoctrinators rob children of a process of growing up—and that is the ability to investigate and draw valid conclusions. The ability to investigate can make a child feel successful and intelligent as he or she uses wit, pluck, eagerness and enthusiastic inquiry to evaluate all available information with all available resources. Children are not adults, so their capacity for abstract thought and the tendency to think anecdotally is why we will never allow 7 year olds to own handguns or drive cars–even if they are really good children. But part of growing up is knowing how to deduct from one’s findings and investigation with more and more accuracy and precision.

Religious indoctrination is in principle, the antithesis of that process of deduction and conclusion-finding. The conclusion is not some place to arrive at but rather the starting place! One starts with the biggest questions (who was Jesus/Mohammad/Moses?) and what implications does his identity have on my life personally? Starting there, one can only work backwards, never truly doubting the “big picture.”  This is why Methodists, Presbyterians, Baptists and etc. can get alone when they have to, because they don’t disagree on the “biggies.”

An astute reader like yourself may cry foul here (you are allowed)…”Don’t homicide detectives start with a dead body and a crime scene and work backwards to figure out who did it and what the possible motive was?” Yes indeed. But they have a body and a crime scene. Christians, for example, conveniently do not have an empirical point of unquestionable historicity that compares to our hardboiled detective finding a stiff in the alley. Even if I begrudgingly concede that Jesus existed and was something of a big deal in his day, that does not prove that he either pre-existed his supernatural birth (as John chapter 1 says) or that his life was supernaturally rebooted after his alleged crucifixion (Matthew 27). Worse yet, a Bible believing Christian is kind of handcuffed to all of the immoral or plain moronic content of the Old Testament that he probably never read. Once you get “saved,” you just learn how to go with it.

I am not for book-burning or closing schools but I challenge those who actively manipulate the senses and developmental strengths of children (like the woman in “Jesus Camp”, who was a gifted communicator and very effective) to stop exploiting them and robbing them of the joy found when someone legitimately concludes that Jesus is in fact, alive in spirit form and living inside him, as one such example. When that happens, mystified as I may be, I could at least respect his attempt at finding truth without suspecting an over zealous, proselytizing yet trusted adult companion who took the low-road and simply fucked with his head.

CJ Werleman

Author ‘God Hates You. Hate Him Back’ and ‘Koran Curious’ (Due July 2011)

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Why Do Atheists Care So Much About Religion?

With the sudden rise of evangelical atheism in the United States during the past decade, widely attributed to popular anti-religious literature, coming out campaigns and billboards, a question commonly asked of the godless is, “Why give a hoot about things you don’t believe in? Why not go pick on unicorns?” Others have gone even further, however, accusing atheists of being just as irritating as evangelical Christians. Whaaat?

Firstly, I agree atheists can be as annoying as evangelicals, but generally annoying people are annoying no matter what they are proselytizing.  For example, Miley Cyrus could be promoting a ‘Stop Kitten Juggling’ campaign, and I’d still change the channel. So let’s come back to answering the question, “why do atheists care so much about religion?”

In answering that question in reverse, I’d contend atheists wouldn’t care so much about religion if its practitioners and believers practiced their religious observations entirely in the confines of their own home. As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t care if someone’s religious belief meant they were obliged to snorting a line of cocaine off a Tijuana prostitutes’ midget sidekick, on the proviso all parties were willing participants and I didn’t have to see or hear about it.

Unfortunately, when it comes to religion, however, it’s in our face, making it impossible not to care. There are churches on every street corner; ‘Jesus Saves’ signs on our neighbor’s lawns; ‘In God We Trust’ on our cash; ‘One Nation Under God’ snuck into the Pledge of Allegiance, while none of us were paying attention in 1954; athletes thanking God for their victory; and the banal ‘God Bless America’. But I can deal with all that! For me, these are just minor irritations, and I ignore it as flippantly as I would a Tea Party candidate lecturing us on why giving tax relief to the rich can help solve the financial woes of the middle class.

Specifically, where I care more than an emotionally needy Care Bear is when the religious step outside of their own abodes and thrust their lunacy into social and political discourse. Particularly, it’s the sneaky circumvention of the separation between church and state. Here are some examples of why religious belief grabs my goat:

  • Tax exemption for churches. This increases the overall tax burden for everybody else. Let’s be honest, churches are generally the last institutions that need financial support from the government.
  • Religious ideology blocks critical advances in scientific breakthrough. For instance, George W. Bush’s veto of stem cell research has set back one of the most critical medical advancements against diseases such as Parkinsons’, cancer, and more.
  • The perversion of school curriculums with the sneaky and disingenuous rebranding of Creationism as Intelligent Design.
  • Some states prohibit non-believers from holding positions of elected office.
  • Some organizations prohibit homosexuals and atheists from membership due to religious ideology i.e. the Boy Scouts.
  • Religious belief often influences public policy. One such example is Republican John Shimkus (R-ILL), member of the Energy and Commerce Committee, stated in 2009 that there was no need to concern ourselves with climate change because God promised in the Bible not to destroy the world again.
  • Faith-based initiatives consume  tax dollars that could be otherwise used for more effective or better deserving projects.
  • Religious groups have a great deal of political power.
  • Faith based programs provide false information and individual harm i.e. ‘Abstinence Only’, and Christian Scientists, who deny their children medicine.

That’s why I care.

CJ Werleman

Author ‘God Hates You. Hate Him Back’ and ‘Koran Curious’ (Due 7/1/11)

www.cjwerleman.com

Executing OBL: What the White House Learned From Indonesia

As the details of the Navy SEAL Team 6 operation to terminate Bin Laden become clearer, it has become increasingly apparent the U.S. Commander-in-Chief had authorized an execution order. In other words, there was never any intention to capture OBL, so as to allow him his day in court, and I don’t have a problem with this whatsoever.  So listen up, hippies, and let me explain why. (P.S: I’m somewhat of a hippy)

Now if, in this instance, the White House favored capture over assassination, then they could’ve done so easily. After all, by the time the special operators had reached the third level of the compound, they had eliminated all threats, only to find an unarmed Bin Laden and one of his wives. The wife ran towards the SEALS and they disabled her with a solitary rifle shot to her right leg. However, Bin Laden, who had remained motionless during this time, was terminated with a “double tap” to the chest and head. Fantastic! A flawless mission completed. High-fives all round!

Well, flawless that is unless you’re a member of the international law allows for no nuance crowd, a law that mandates that an unarmed individual must be captured or given an opportunity to surrender. Australian born human rights lawyer Geoffrey Robertson QC was the first and most vocal critic of President Obama’s definition of justice:

America resembles the land of the munchkins, as it celebrates the death of the Wicked Witch of the East. The joy is understandable, but in some respects, unattractive. It endorses what looks increasingly like a cold-blooded assassination ordered by a president who, as a former law professor, knows the absurdity of his statement that “justice was done”. Amoral diplomats and triumphant politicians join in applauding Bin Laden’s summary execution because they claim real justice – arrest, trial and sentence would have been too difficult in the case of Bin Laden. But in the long-term interests of a better world, should it not at least have been attempted?

Ok, so we’re on the same page here. I am a firm opponent of the death penalty. (I will leave my reasons for another day, but know that I object to state sponsored executions in principle) So I have no doubt I’m setting myself up for calls of, “HYPOCRITE”, but here me out. Osama Bin Laden was an unlawful enemy combatant and Al Qaeda pose an asymmetric threat to the U.S. and its Western allies. (Notwithstanding the fact Al Qaeda have murdered more Muslims than any other group) In other words, capturing, say, Saddam Hussein and bringing OBL to justice via due process is not one and the same thing.

When the former dictator of Iraq was tried for international crimes against humanity, his incoherent rants and idiotic diatribes from the dock were largely ignored and ridiculed by all people outside of a few of his closest followers, who all happened to be Iraqis within Iraq. In regards to Bin Laden, his followers are spread throughout all corners of the globe, and Al Qaeda and their unknown number of lone wolf operatives are willing to kill and die on any single word their beloved leader mutters.

I’ve heard others use the Nuremberg Trials of the Nazis as the model for bringing our enemies to justice, but this is a flawed analogy as Nazism died when Russian tanks rolled through the streets of Berlin.

This is where I believe the Administration learned their lesson from Indonesia. In 2002, Jemaah Islamiyah, an Al Qaeda franchise, detonated a car bomb that killed 202 Westerners in a Bali nightclub. After months of painstaking police work, the perpetrators were captured and brought to trial. What followed was a nine-month media circus that gave the condemned men endless opportunities to chant their anti-Western rhetoric, thus helping inspire and recruit a swathe of new terrorist inductees. Moreover, the protracted trial and execution of the bombers rallied sympathy for the men throughout S.E Asia, and opinion polls measured across this time period reflect this.

With further attacks in the years 2003 to 2009, Indonesian authorities learned a valuable lesson from the 2002 Sari Club bomb. Although not stated outright publicly, the Indonesian counter-terrorism forces no longer bring known Jemaah Islamiyah leadership to trial. They’re killed where they’re found, as was the case with the three most senior figures, who were all killed in separate actions, including Azahari Husin, Noordin Top, and Dulmatin.

Of particular interest was the killing of Noordin Top, who was Bin Laden’s equivalent in S.E Asia. His death dominated the newswires for five to ten days, and then he was forgotten. Literally, he went from public enemy number one to a historical footnote within a moment’s breath, and I suspect this will shortly be the case for OBL, too.

CJ Werleman

Author ‘God Hates You. Hate Him Back’ and ‘Jesus Lied. He Was Only Human’

www.cjwerleman.com

Remembering Why Osama Wanted You Dead.

As celebrations spread across the globe with the news the mastermind of the worst terrorist attack on American soil, and co-sponsor of UK/European and SE Asian attacks, Osama Bin Laden, is dead – almost 10 years after the attacks that killed 3,000 people – those who lost loved ones can now take some comfort, no matter how relatively trivial that solace may seem.

“This is important news for us, and for the world,” Gordon Felt, president of Families of Flight 93, said in a statement. “It cannot ease our pain, or bring back our loved ones. It does bring a measure of comfort that the mastermind of the September 11th tragedy and the face of global terror can no longer spread his evil.”

As someone who witnessed the murder of innocents at the hands of Al Qaeda and their SE Asian franchise Jemaah Islamiyah, via the triple suicide attack on Bali in 2005, I will take this moment to enjoy only a measured rejoice of his death, knowing their terror organization remains as potent tomorrow as it was yesterday. After all, there is at least one senior Al Qaeda operative who skipped home to his wives tonight to break the news he had just received an unexpected job promotion.

What I do hope takes place with Bin Laden’s death, however, is some kind of discourse regarding his motives for attacking the United States and its proxies during the past thirteen years, starting with the attacks on the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania in 1998, although I remain pessimistic such a discussion or reflection will occur. No doubt, in this warranted post-Bin Laden celebratory atmosphere, the right wing with the assistance of AIPAC (Israel Lobby) will ensure the continuation of the meme ‘Al Qaeda attacked us because they hate our way of life, our democracy, and our freedoms.’

This myth was started by George W. Bush the day after the attacks on the Pentagon and the World Trade Centre, “America was targeted for attack because we’re the brightest beacon for freedom and opportunity in the world.” But Bin Laden never made any statement that ever suggested this was his and their motive for inflicting terror upon us. In fact, Bin Laden was always clear in articulating his motives and one can look no further than his November 2002 “Letter to America”:

“The continuation of Israel is one of the greatest crimes, and you are the leaders of its criminals. And of course there is no need to explain and prove the degree of American support for Israel. Each and every person whose hands have become polluted in the contribution towards this crime must pay its price, and pay for it heavily.”

Further, in October 2001 Bin Laden stated:

“We swore that America wouldn’t live in security until we live it truly in Palestine. This showed the reality of America, which puts Israel’s interest above its own people’s interest. America won’t get out of this crisis until it gets out of the Arabian Peninsula, and until it stops its support of Israel.”

Despite this clear statement of objective and motive from Bin Laden, and despite other statements from him and Al Qaeda leadership that echo similar, including the call for the U.S. to remove its bases from Saudi Arabia, ask yourself this question: how often is Islamic terrorism’s stated motive voiced by media talking heads? It’s always, “They (Muslim terrorists) hate our liberties. They hate our way of life.” But the media never asks the question, should the U.S. take a more evenhanded approach in dealing with Israel? Or how come the U.S. stands alone in vetoing nearly every 138 UN resolutions tabled against Israel in the years 1972 – 2010, when most of these resolutions are little more than an appeal to Israel to comply with basic principles of international law, and the Geneva Convention?

I am not suggesting for a nanosecond we abandon Israel as an ally to placate a delusional organization, however. I am merely recommending we have some kind of honest discourse, so as to facilitate a better relationship with the Arab world that in turns evaporates Al Qaeda’s primary recruitment tool: resentment of the U.S’s unconditionally uncritical support of Israel.

Unfortunately, the right-wing and their ideologues, however, wish to perpetuate the myth a religious external enemy attacked us because of our way of life, because it drives white Christian voters to the polls on election day. If that seems far-fetched, read Bin Laden’s comments again and then read former Mayor Rudy Giuliani’s counter to his 2004 Republican nominee opponent Ron Paul, when asked if the U.S. was attacked due to its historical intervention in the Middle East: “That’s an absurd explanation for September 11th”, he replied.

Ultimately, we must ask ourselves are we willing to confront the source of Islamic extremism directed against us or will we celebrate Bin Laden’s death as victory against the leader of an organization that wants to terrorize us because they don’t like our beer commercials or our Taco Bell menu options?

CJ Werleman

Author ‘God Hates You. Hate Him Back’ and ‘Jesus Lied. He Was Only Human’

www.cjwerleman.com

Mitt Romney: “It’s un-American To Discuss My Faith”

Exploratory committees have been formed, and the mandatory primary campaign visits to Iowa and Israel have been made by all the big GOP names we expect will battle it out for the right to challenge President Obama on November 6th, 2012. Unless an outsider makes a Bill Clinton 1991/92 like run from the Arkansas wilderness, then we can expect the Republican nominee to be one of the big four: Sarah Palin, Mike Huckabee, Mitt Romney, and Newt Gingrich.

With the latest polls showing Sarah Palin’s stock falling, and Newt Gingrich struggling to convince would-be voters he is a changed man after divorcing his cancer-stricken first wife on her deathbed and then admissions of infidelity with his next, the pair of Huckabee and Romney hold a slim 2-3 point lead over their colleagues. Of the two, however, Romney is more likely to enter the race, as Huckabee, the former Baptist Minister, has hinted he may not be willing to leave his lucrative speaking engagements and FOX News contract for the ‘punch and kicks’ of a grueling 18 month presidential race.

This leaves us with Mitt Romney, the former Massachusetts Governor and 2008 presidential contender, who has built an impressive political operation and traveled the country, campaigning for other candidates and building a major donor base.

And, oh yeah, he’s a Mormon. But he’d like you to forget that!

When Romney ran for the GOP ticket in 2008 he cleverly duped the press, evidently never a difficult stunt, into taking his religious belief off the table when scrutinizing his candidacy. In fact he went as far to say that it was “un-American to bring up his faith.” Sounds eerily similar to “anyone who doesn’t support the decision to go to war is unpatriotic.” Anyway, the collective media accepted this and the free pass for the questioning of bizarre religious beliefs was granted.

Firstly, how is it “un-American” to enquire whether or not the Commander-in-Chief would be wearing ‘magic Mormon underwear’ in the Situation Room? How is it un-American to enquire whether or not he believes 18% of the American population and the current president, black people, will become slaves in heaven? How is it un-American to enquire whether or not he believes the Garden of Eden will be restored in the state of Missouri at such time Jesus returns to earth? Or whether Native Americans are truly the loss tribe of Israel?

Further questioning of his Mormon faith leads you down an even darker and uglier road, as until 1978 the Church of Latter Day Saints was officially classified as a racist organization. (Bearing in mind Romney was 31 years of age in 1978) Black Americans were not permitted to hold any position of authority within the church, nor were any admitted to the sacred sites of the temple. Suddenly, when faced with having to comply with the dominant civil rights statutes, the church had a “revelation from God”, and changed its public stance on race. Similarly, the revelation they received on matters regarding slavery in 1850, so as they could be awarded membership into the Union. (Utah was the only western state or territory that had slaves in 1850) Thus the timing of these revelations permits us to remain cynical of their true intents.

Now, Romney is not just your pray on Sunday type Mormon, the Romney family is and has been for generations, front and square in the leadership of this Christian denomination begun by a convicted fraud from New York, Joseph Smith.

We have the right to know where he stands on these matters, as they do cut to the question of eligibility to govern, and it’s not now and never has been un-American to know what fundamental beliefs a prospective leader of the nation has swimming around in his or her head. So ask him about his underwear.

CJ Werleman

Author ‘God Hates You. Hate Him Back’ and ‘Jesus Lied. He Was Only Human’

www.cjwerleman.com

Libya War: This is What It’s Good For, Absolutely Something.

Even before the first submarine launched tomahawk missiles had taken out the first of Gadhafi’s archaic military installations, the ‘No War for Oil’ mob began the sloganistic chants we’ve become all too familiar with every time the U.S. leads a coalition sponsored military excursion into the Middle East. Some of my colleagues on the left have gone even further, including documentarian Michael Moore, who has called for President Obama to return his Noble Peace Prize.  And it was five minutes before that the, “Why didn’t we save the Rwandans or Sudanese?” card was played as some kind of “ha, gotchya” evidence that the U.S. is a humanitarian state only where there is liquid black gold in the ground. So here’s how the pacifism at all costs crowd misses the point.

Philosophically, with great power, comes great responsibility, but ultimately the U.S. is responsible only for its own security and prosperity, as is the case with all nation states. With that in mind, and when we take into consideration that the will of the people, as represented by the votes of 434 congressmen and 100 senators, gives consent for military action, America’s will to wage war is determined by two inalienable points:

1. Is there a moral justification for military action?

2. Does military inaction equal bad business?

When we consider the Rwandan genocide, whereby the U.S. remained distant and aloof, that humanitarian tragedy merely satisfied point 1.  Now, from a perspective of commerce, and as insensitive and as morally repugnant it may sound, why should American mothers and fathers wish to send their sons and daughters to die on lands who many have never heard of, and for an exercise that offers no tangible benefit to the country as a whole? Especially when the respective African or Arab League of Nations had the capabilities to suppress the Rwandan or Sudanese violence. After all, it was on their doorstep.

So let’s now consider Libya. Well, Libya is an oil rich nation and, therefore, it satisfies both points 1 and 2. But it’s much greater than that! It’s not just a matter of Libya having a relative small amount of oil (that is relative to the U.S, Saudi Arabia, and Russia), because if oil was the only concern, Obama would’ve been more reluctant to intervene because any military action results in a spike at the pump, and when Americans pay more for gas, they tend to kick out the incumbent president in the next election. (Google “Jimmy Carter” and “oil price 1979”) What it  does come down to, however, is geography, pure and simple. The U.S. became a superpower, and remains the sole superpower today, because it controls the sea-lanes, and he who controls shipping, controls world commerce. Hence, the reason the Soviet Union never really matched their rival, because they could never afford to challenge the Americans at sea and instead devoted their budget to building armies and missiles.  Now, the cost of controlling an expanse of water is hugely expensive, thus the cost of controlling one that is thousands of miles away is unimaginably huge.  In fact, the cost of maintaining a carrier group in the Persian Gulf or Mediterranean is greater than the total military spend of some of its closest rivals. Further consider that not a single boat floats on water without the U.S. knowing about it.

An unstable Middle East, via unmanageable regimes, threatens the centre of this shipping lane and, therefore, the continuity of open trade and free markets. If U.S naval power is unable to ensure the free flow of the Suez Canal, for example, Western economies from Europe to Australia will be severely punished.

Ultimately, the Obama administration wants regime change in a host of Arab and Persian countries, but they wish for it to be managed without having to put ‘boots on the ground’. In other words, they want regime change from the ground up and not via external force, vis-à-vis Egypt, or in the same manner  the U.S. uses its proxies in firing up Iranian revolutionaries. In the case of Libya, they’ve intervened because the will of the Libyan people is being crushed by regime led genocide, and because there is a moral justification for intervention, and more importantly, inaction would equal bad business.

CJ Werleman

Author ‘God Hates You. Hate Him Back’ and ‘Jesus Lied. He Was Only Human’

www.cjwerleman.com

Fred Phelps and His Bad Luck (By Tim Short)


In a strange way, I feel some pity for Fred Phelps. I’m sure you’re now wondering how it be any person could offer a shred of sympathy for such a vile character. Especially when you consider that his wackjob church in Kansas is famous for their tacky “God Hates Fags” signs and their sickening disrespect for grieving families in conducting demonstrations at the funerals for soldiers killed in combat. Yet, despite these grotesque displays of religious evangelism, I have a strange sense of philosophical empathy for what our Western 21st century sensibilities determine to be his hate mongering . Now please allow me to explain my contrarian position.

As a North Carolina resident, I was not a half hour’s drive from Mrs. Edwards funeral, wife of former vice-presidential candidate John Edwards. She was an activist for many causes but her soft spot for the gay community landed her on Phelp’s “list.” Of course, he and his cronies were there at her funeral too. I attended Liberty University, which was founded by the polarizing and spiteful Reverend Jerry Falwell. Attending the late reverend’s funeral I experienced Phelps’ militia of hate mongers, upfront and personal. They were standing about 60 yards from Thomas Road Baptist Church, waving signs that said Falwell was a friend of the gays…certainly not likely to catch on anywhere but in Fred Phelp’s sick mind.

But as I consider the great theologians of the faith (Spurgeon, Tozer, Murray, Smith, Edwards, Calvin, Luther, Aquinas etc.),  I cannot help but think how much more palatable Phelps would have been in an earlier time. Surely, he believes these men to be his true theological contemporaries. For instance, when John Calvin allowed Servetus to be burned alive for a theological disagreement, it was no big matter. John Calvin’s brand of Reformed Christianity is tens of millions strong today and his “Institutions of the Christian Faith” is a bestseller in dozens of countries every year. Nominal Christians who amend their mainstream ideas of Free Will to his doctrines of Election often treat this change of opinion as a second conversion. My Calvinist friend Shawn even named his son Calvin. Think of all the “Johns” who go to a church. Many of them share Calvin as a middle name. John Calvin’s uber-heaven on earth Geneva Colony was the inspiration for Orwell’s ‘Big Brother’ in 1984.

Alcoholic Martin Luther was extremely anti-semitic and published books which seemed to pontificate nothing other than his contempt for Jews. No wonder Lutheran Germans, in Wittenberg, could enlist in the Nazi army without batting an eye. Cigar-sucking Charles Spurgeon and other grave and sober men from the days of yore, held homophobic opinions typical of their day…but let’s not blame all of the anti-gay attitudes in England and the US in the 18th century on time alone. The communities in which gays were most likely to be jailed or killed (or castrated) were mainly Christian.

101 out of 100 Christians I know today are quicker than anyone to condemn Fred Phelps’ gay hatred. I have heard, from prominent Christians, that Phelps is perhaps an atheist trying to turn people from God by his hypocritical and hateful lifestyle. I, however, feel that Phelps is a victim of having being born in the wrong century. Surely had this guy been born in 18th century, there would be no less than 100 colleges named after him, a few dozen hospitals and a beautiful museum where us simple folk can view his leathery old Bible behind bulletproof glass. Christianity has not become more and more of anything in the last 300 years, rather less and less true to its cultural trappings: hate, power and fear.

Phelps may have missed out on the first and second Great Awakening, but he may do a great deal to help the atheist (a.k.a. scientific) community have one of their own.

By Tim Short

Author ‘AtmosFEAR: From Liberty University to Atheism’ (Due for release September 2011)

www.cjwerleman.com